The Jolly Red Man
With Christmas just around the corner you have just been volunteered to be the jolly old fellow this year at the company BBQ. Your boss asked for a volunteer and everyone else stepped back (or perhaps you jumped forward at the chance). You dig the old red suit out of the moth balls and try it on for size - apart from the Santa Suit not fitting you properly it has seen better days and it smells like it hasn’t been washed for years. This will never do.
You need to look (and smell) the part to avoid disappointing the children (including the big ones). So, only one thing for it - time for a new Santa Costume, beard and Santa Sack. That should keep the troops happy.
If your boss is in a generous mood, or has a good sense of humor he will get you some Elf Costumes for your helpers. I am sure that your Team Leader would look great dressed up in tights and running the lolly scramble.
There may even be something it it for you, if Santa has been a good boy this year why not get a special costume for Mrs Claus (this ones for after the BBQ).
Don’t forget to get your order in early to avoid the Christmas rush!